Absolutely nothing which requires use of the names Justin Bieber, Kim Kardassian, or Kanye West is news, unless it is followed by the words “Discovers the single unifying theory.” And that will never happen.

When top level guys look down, they see only shitheads;
When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes . . .
I’ve never seen an organizational chart explained so clearly.




Or is it just not allowed to sit on a mushroom?
