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One of the best responses to ‘Is there a God?’

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.” 

The little girl, who had just started reading her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?” 

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God?” as he smiled smugly. 

“OK,” she said. “That could be an interesting topic…but let me ask you a question first: a horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff- grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?” 

The atheist, visibly surprised by her intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” 

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