Johnny doesn’t need anything

A teacher went around her class asking each of the kids what they needed at home.

Joey said, “A computer.”

The teacher replied, “That would be very useful.”

Jenny said, “A new lawn mower.”

The teacher again replied, “That would also be very useful.”

Little popped up and said, “At my house we don’t need anything!”

The teacher asked him to think again carefully, as everybody needed something.

Little Johnny replied, “No I’m sure. When Obama was re-elected, I remember my dad saying; ‘Well, that’s the last fuckin’ thing we needed.'”

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