- Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
- The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked.”
- The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children.
- Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
- An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
- In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!
- The “normal” person spends 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.
- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
- Americans spend twice as much money on porn than they do on cookies.
- Condoms exposed to smog and other pollutants, are 25% less effective.
- The word, “Hockey” is Archaic slang for “semen.”
- People who chew a lot of ice have a higher sex drive.
- Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t.
- The Ramses brand condom is named after the great Phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
- Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
- 27% of women think money makes a man sexier.
- The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
- 85% of men who die of heart-attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
- Male and female rats may have sex, up to twenty times a day.
- For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages.
I found this list on My Humor Spot