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Nine Ways NOT To Start Your Police Report

1. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times …

2. The names contained in this report have been changed to protect the innocent …

3. The mayor then made an illegal left hand turn onto Mulraney at which point I opened fire …

4. Before I get into the details, I’ve got a few “shout- outs” for my homeys in the command staff …

5. It was so dark and wet that night you could almost eat the mist. The radio call penetrated the eerie silence with such piercing intensity that for a moment, I was sure I’d lost my mind …

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