An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just started reading her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God?” as he smiled smugly.
“OK,” she said. “That could be an interesting topic…but let me ask you a question first: a horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff- grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by her intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
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… you have a deer’s butt for your door bell.
… you don’t need a lake to do some skiing.
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I found these really cool pictures over at RGB Picture.
The brave man at Tienanmen Square has nothing on this toddler!
He shouldn’t have eaten the beans at lunch.
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Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.
Ron’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
“Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”
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