Category Archives: Office
My boss is Dick
45+2 success tips for men that want to be successful
This success tips list isn’t really politically incorrect but I thought it was worth putting on the site. There may be some young people out there that might get offended by some of this stuff so it is worth putting here.
I found this image here the 46th and 47th are my observations to share.
46. Any tattoo that you can see when you have a t-shirt on with long pants is not going to help you get the job.
47. Any piercing that distorts the shape of your body e.g. gauges almost guarantee that you will not get a job that pays you a salary. Good luck with an hourly wage for the rest of your life.
A Conference Call in Real Life
What is today?
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
“T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied,
“S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated,
“T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered,
“S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,
“T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back to her and once again,
“S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday.’ Get it, duuhhh?” ;
The man answered,
“‘S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’– duuhhh.
Busy Day At The Office
My boss phoned me today.
He said, “Is everything okay at the office?
“I said, “Yes, it’s all
under control. It’s been a very busy day, I haven’t stopped.”
“Can you
do me a favor?” he asked.
I said, “Of course, what is it?”
He said,
“Hurry up and take your shot, I’m in the foursome behind you.”
Dilbert: with a smart phone the secretary is worthless
Dilbert: no offense to present company
Dilbert on Investing
I saw this over at Confident Investor and thought it was great.
Dilbert: Criticized by a teenager
