An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone
He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a
typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs.
“That’s about average up our way, folks. Like I said, my boy’s a typical County Clare baby boy.”
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, “Say, you’re the father of that
typical Irish baby boy that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren’t you? Everybody’s been making bets about
how big he’d be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?”
The proud father answers, “Seventeen pounds.”
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. “What happened?” He was 25 pounds the day he was born.”
The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson Irish Whiskey, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into
the bartender and proudly says, “Had him circumcised.”
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The brave man at Tienanmen Square has nothing on this toddler!
He shouldn’t have eaten the beans at lunch.
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A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born?’
The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You’ve Got Male!