I found these really cool pictures over at RGB Picture.
The brave man at Tienanmen Square has nothing on this toddler!
He shouldn’t have eaten the beans at lunch.
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The incredible peeing dog
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Men strike back!
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with ‘A man once told me….’
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
Q: Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
A: It’s called a Wedding Cake.
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Uninvited Guest
A nice, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from
his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well cared for.
He calmly walked over to greet me. I gave him a few pats on his
head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall,
curled up in the corner and fell asleep. An hour later he awoke
refreshed, went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day my new furry friend was back, greeted me in my yard,
walked inside, lay down on his spot in the hall and slept again for
about an hour. This continued off and on for many days.
Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: “I would like to find out who
is the owner of this wonderful sweet dog and ask if you are aware that
almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to
his collar: “’He lives in a home with six children — two under the age
of 3 — and he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him
tomorrow?”