Men strike back!

Q: How many men does it take to open a ?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a will probably never be able to support you.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows them to stand closer to the .

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with ‘A man once told me….’

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the .

Q: If your is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

Q: Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
A: It’s called a Wedding Cake.

Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.

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