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God has dinner with NFL quarterbacks

Tom Brady - NFL QuarterbackGod is eating dinner alone in the NFL quarterbacks cafeteria.

Eli Manning approaches the table and God asks, “What do you believe?”

Manning says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends.”

God can’t help but see the goodness of Manning and offers him a seat to his left.

Tim Tebow walks up and God says, “What do you believe?”

Tebow says, “I believe in your total goodness, your love and generosity, and that you have given all to mankind.”

God is greatly moved by Tebow’s eloquence, and offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, Tom Brady comes over to the table: God asks, “And you, Tom, what do you believe?”

Brady replies, “I believe you’re in my seat.”

 

Photo courtesy of Jeffrey Beall (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Famous athlete drinks

The most famous drink named after a professional athlete is the “Arnold Palmer”. It is half unsweetened iced tea, half lemonade. It is named for the golfer whose love of the concoction made it popular.

But are any other drinks named for athletes? Yes. Many, in fact. And unlike an Arnold Palmer, they’re all alcoholic drinks.

Consider trying all 14 for your next party!

JOHN DALY

Directions: Pour 14 cans of Busch Light into a bucket. Garnish with chicken wings.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Directions: Make a Sex On The Beach. Chase with a vigorous legal defense.

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN

Directions:Add one completely unnecessary shot of vodka to any drink.

TIM TEBOW

Directions: Fill a pint glass with vodka. Set aside for sterilization of circumcisions. Now pour glass of ice water and serve.

JOHN CALIPARI

Directions: Fill a champagne flute with champagne. Now vacate the champagne and sell the flute to the highest bidder.

LANE KIFFIN

Directions: Start making a martini. But quickly throw that out and make a margarita instead.

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