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Men, Quickie

A change of perspective

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A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner.

Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress’s there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because that would be a great idea because they have never been there before.

Marriage, Men, Quickie, Women

Olympic condoms

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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of condoms – Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.

“Olympic condoms?” she asks. “What makes them so special?”

“There are three colors,” he replies. “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”

“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks cheekily.

“Gold, of course,” says the man proudly.

The wife responds, “Really, why don’t you wear Silver?”

“Why silver?” asks the man.

“Well, it would be nice if you came second for a change.”

Marriage, Men, Quickie, Women

Husband Down

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.  The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.

‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies.

‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband.

‘Its my face cream.  It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.’

On the PA system: ‘Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down…

Marriage, Men, Quickie, Women

Men strike back!

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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with ‘A man once told me….’

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

Q: Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
A: It’s called a Wedding Cake.

Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.

Men, Video, Women

He really said “So, She’s Enjoying Penis A Little Bit More”

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Check out the last 20 seconds or so of this video where the male reporter asks his two female reporters, “So, she’s enjoying penis a little bit more?” The brunette is almost dumb struck when she hears the comment and just stares. The blonde is almost cracking up!

Just proves that sometimes the funniest things are said in very serious contexts! I am betting this guy isn’t going to be called up to the network anytime soon!

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Be patient on the above video. It doesn’t stream so it needs to fully load before playing.  May take a couple seconds depending on your bandwidth.

My thanks to TheJoker for telling me about this video!