Little Johnny – things that end with “tor”

A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with
“tor” that ate things.

The first little boy said, “Alligator.”
“Very good James, that’s a big word.”

The second boy said, “Predator.”
“ Yes, that’s another big word Alan. Very well done.”

Little Johnny says, “.”

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word
Johnny, but it doesn’t eat anything.”

“Well my mother has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like
there’s no tomorrow!”

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