5 pearls of Scottish Wisdom

Found this on a bulletin board.  Just so you don’t need to open the image, I am retyping them for your enjoyment.

  1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
  2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
  3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
  4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
  5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

Here is the image from the bulletin board:




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