Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you…

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your .

What would you do?

Democrat’s Answer:

  • Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
  • Does the man look poor or oppressed?
  • Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
  • Could we run away?
  • What does my wife think?
  • What about the ?
  • Could I possibly swing the like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
  • What does the law say about this situation?
  • Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
  • Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
  • Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
  • Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
  • If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
  • Should I call 9-1-1?
  • Why is this street so deserted?
  • We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
  • Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
  • I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
  • This is all so confusing!

Republican’s Answer:


’s Answer:

Click….. (Sounds of reloading)

Daughter:Nice grouping, ! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son:Can I shoot the next one?!

Wife:You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!’

2 thoughts on “Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?”

  1. Really? I happen to be a liberal Demo who owns 40 some guns (none of which are registered) and it would be a tragically bad thing for you if you entered my house while I was there.Being a Democrat has nothing to do with defending yourself. Being a Republican on the other hand, ties with in with hardcore right wing Chrisitians who are rabid to impose their values upon you. I’m a small businessman, and prefer business stimulation over the specious “trickle down” voodoo economics. Perhaps, even, a Libertarian. If you don’t like porno, don’t buy or look at it. If you don’t like abortion, don’t get one.if you don’t like drinking alcohol, don’t. But don’ tell me what to do !

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