Dilbert on iPhone loss (theft?)

Dilbert is great.  I love the humor.  Typically, when I republish something from Dilbert, I use the embed tool that Scott Adams has on his site. It seems that since these strips will never be published in your local paper, there is no embed.  Therefore, I am not doing this the official way. I sure hope Scott doesn’t sue me but do me a favor and jump over to his site and tell him how great these strips are!

Annual checkup

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up…

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, “Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child! So what do you think about that Doc?”

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. “I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.”

“One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun…. As he neared the lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge.”

“He realized he’d left his gun at home and so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went ‘bang, bang’….

Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”

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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama


MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

by Tiger Woods


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore


MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

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by Hillary Clinton


Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton


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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

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AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC


A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian


TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ……

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson


HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY

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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

with introduction

by the

Rev. Jesse Jackson


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AND, JUST ADDED:

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