This just proves that even a retired US General (and National Security Adviser to Barack Obama) can be politically incorrect!
Monthly Archives: April 2010
The incompetent people of infomercials
If you have ever stayed up late watching re-runs of Cheers, MASH or Friends, you will recognize many of these scenes. It seems like we are all incompetent before we buy the amazing product for $19.99 per month for 3 easy payments.
Here is a salute to the incompetent boobs that can’t cook, cut, sweep, pour and do just about anything!
Astronaut Palin
Jon Stewart beats up Apple over Gizmodo raid for prototype iPhone
Jon Stewart is hilarious as he beats up Apple Inc. and Steve Jobs on the recent iPhone screwups.
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Politics and driving
Dilbert on iPhone loss (theft?)
Dilbert is great. I love the humor. Typically, when I republish something from Dilbert, I use the embed tool that Scott Adams has on his site. It seems that since these strips will never be published in your local paper, there is no embed. Therefore, I am not doing this the official way. I sure hope Scott doesn’t sue me but do me a favor and jump over to his site and tell him how great these strips are!
Annual checkup
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up…
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, “Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child! So what do you think about that Doc?”
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. “I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.”
“One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun…. As he neared the lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge.”
“He realized he’d left his gun at home and so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went ‘bang, bang’….
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”
The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”
The doctor will see you now
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The doctor will see you now. See Below
World’s Shortest Books
by Barack Obama
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson and Rev Al Sharpton
by Hillary Clinton
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ……
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by the
Rev. Jesse Jackson
GREAT MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by George W. Bush
A GUIDE TO GUN SAFETY
by Dick Cheney
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
by Nancy Pelosi