1) Did you fart? …cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? …..cuz ya’ll sure are special.
3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? …cuz I’d like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? …cuz I can see myself in ’em.