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A ride in a taxi

A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.

“Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those women doing?”

“They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work,” she replied.

The taxi driver turns around and says, “Geez lady, why don’t you tell him the truth? They’re hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money.”

The little boy’s eyes get wide and he said, “Is that true Mom?”

His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answered affirmatively.

After thinking for a few minutes, the kid asked, “Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?”

“Most of them become taxi drivers,” she said.

Gay man in a Detroit bar

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Detroit sat a huge black man.
He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man
walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words
to the big black man.

Leaning over towards him, he whispered, “Do you want a blow job?”

At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the
crap out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat
him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the
parking lot, and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man,
whom he’d known for a long time and said, “I’ve never seen you react like that.
“What did he say to you?”

“I don’t know,” the black man replied. “Something about getting a ‘job’.