When a guy says you are hot – he is looking at your body.
When a guy says you are pretty – he is looking at your face.
When a guy says you are beautiful – he is looking at your heart.
All three guys still want to fuck you.
In the middle of an argument a man said to his wife, "I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time!"
The wife responded calmly, "Allow me to explain…the good Lord made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; and he made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"