I hate winter
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The Opportunist
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely,
The Opportunist
Sorry for the phone calls
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Which doctor to trust
Golf tip
A Golfer has been slicing off the tee on every hole. He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy if he has seen any obvious problems.
To which the caddy replies, “There’s a piece of shit on the end of your club.”
The Golfer picks his club up and cleans the club face at which point the caddy says,