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SMART ASS

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down  for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.  As yet,  the store wasn’t ready, with only a few  shelves  and display racks  set up.

One said to the other, "I’ll bet that any minute now some senior  is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re  selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman  walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then  in a loud  voice asked, "What are you sellin’ here?"

One of the men  replied sarcastically,  "We’re selling ass-holes."

Without skipping  a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well.  Only two  left."

Seniors — don’t mess with them, They didn’t get old by being  stupid!