Tag Archives: steal

I wasn’t speeding!

A police officer stops a man on the highway. The man says “Did you stop me for speeding?”

The officer replies “Yes, I stopped you for speeding”

The man replies “Well I have a gun in my glove compartment, and have a dead body in my trunk”

The officer pulls back and calls for back up and waits. Minute’s later back up arrives. The second officer says “My partner says you had a dead body in the trunk and a gun is the glove compartment.”

Continue reading I wasn’t speeding!

Irish logic

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, “Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?”

Murphy said, “I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass & figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn’s hat.”

Continue reading Irish logic