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Redneck pickup lines

1) Did you fart? …cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? …..cuz ya’ll sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? …cuz I’d like to check you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? …cuz I can see myself in ’em.

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