Jan 292014

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very
attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all
of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table.

The man obeys.

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Apr 152012

"Of course I won’t laugh," said the nurse.  "I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.  It’s length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.  Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing  at the fact that she was laughing.  Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man’s part,  she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don’t know what came over me.  On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

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