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The difference between ObamaCare and Blue Cross

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very
attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all
of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table.

The man obeys.

The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her
way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that
was all about.

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a
vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that
the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making
the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are
going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees
six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks,” What are they doing in there?”

The nurse responds, “They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have
Obama Care.”

Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh…

"Of course I won’t laugh," said the nurse.  "I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.  It’s length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.  Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing  at the fact that she was laughing.  Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man’s part,  she composed herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don’t know what came over me.  On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

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