Feb 192011
 

A police officer stops a man on the highway. The man says “Did you stop me for speeding?”

The officer replies “Yes, I stopped you for speeding”

The man replies “Well I have a gun in my glove compartment, and have a dead body in my trunk”

The officer pulls back and calls for back up and waits. Minute’s later back up arrives. The second officer says “My partner says you had a dead body in the trunk and a gun is the glove compartment.”

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Nov 122010
 

Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way to Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?

Instructions for a fun time on the interstate……………

Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive Fast
Step 3. Watch people freak out