Redneck bass fishing boat
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion :
(1) The woman buys the food and beer.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand .
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman .
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.