Two rednecks walk into a restaurant. While having a bite they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly a women at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in distress.
One of the rednecks looks at her and says, “Kin ya swaller?” The women shakes her head no.
Then he asks “kin ya breathe?” The women begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.