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How do you know when a woman is mad?
Golf compared to cheating on your wife
Tempted to embark on yet another extra marital affair, Bill was absent-mindedly reviewing the situation to himself in the bar.
“Not worth it,” he muttered. “Never as good as you hoped. Expensive. Drives the wife berserk.”
His friend, who happened to overhear his soliloquy leaned across. “Come now, old son. You know what to expect when you took up golf.”
Mom wonders why she is on Facebook
Make sure that you read to the last line and remember that Mary B is a mother that just got signed into Facebook by her son.
I found this at Lamebook.com
Unfaithful 92-year-old husband
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense.
‘Your Honor,’ she began coolly, ‘I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly.’