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It isn’t legal to use bait in Canada

A Canadian and an American were hunting in Canadian woods when a Mexican runs across the field and the Canadian shoots him and kills him.

“You can’t do that!” cried the American.

“No, no, it’s legal here in Canada” replies the Canadian.

Later that night the American goes and buys some beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door. Just then a

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Bar story

A guy walks into a bar in Benton, Arkansas and orders a white wine.  All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain’t from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I’m from Canada …"

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