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Bank Name

Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something ‘practical’ for her birthday.

“Suppose we open a savings account for you?” mother suggested. Cathy was delighted.

“It’s your account, darling,” mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”

Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for ‘Name of your former bank.’ After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’

Those “I” things

For my son’s Birthday, we bought him an iPod.

For my daughter’s birthday, she got an iPhone

and for my birthday I was pleased to receive an iPad.

Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife an iRon – and then the fight started….