Scenario:
Jack goes quail hunting before , pulls into parking lot with shotgun in rack.
1961 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2011 – School goes into down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for traumatized and teachers.

Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1961 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2011 – called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
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Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.
1961 – Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2011 – Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

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Dear ,

Marco…

Sincerely, .


Dear 2010,

So I hear the best is white and the is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely, 1985.


Dear Voldemort,

So they screwed up your nose too?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson.

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My dear friends and family,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I’m not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You’ll most likely agree that it’s a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I’ve included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

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This was this guy’s first and he was taking it to the lake, but he wasn’t quite sure of the correct procedure for launching a off a ramp. However, he figured it couldn’t be that difficult to do, so he stopped by his office for advice, and they just told him… “Don’t let the trailer get too deep in the water when you’re launching your ”.

Well later on, he couldn’t understand what they meant by that, as he just could barely get his trailer in the water! Here’s a picture worth a “thousand’ words! You’re gonna love this guy!!!

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Just print out this page, distribute it to friends, and listen…
(be sure to read directions at the bottom.)



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The news of suing HTC for infringement have the blogs buzzing with sarcasm. In that vein, I offer two hilarious posts.  Enjoy!

Presenting the iPatent.  (Shout out to Drippler for this image)

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