Politically Incorrect Humor

1. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
2. The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked.”
3. The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children.
4. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
5. An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
6. In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!
7. The “normal” person spends 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.
8. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
9. Americans spend twice as much money on porn than they do on cookies.
10. Condoms exposed to smog and other pollutants,  are 25% less effective.
11. The word, “Hockey” is Archaic slang for “semen.”
12. People who chew a lot of ice have a higher sex drive.
13. Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t.
14. The Ramses brand condom is named after the great Phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
15. Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
16. 27% of women think money makes a man sexier.
17. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
18. 85% of men who die of heart-attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
19. Male and female rats may have sex, up to twenty times a day.
20. For every ‘normal’ webpage, there are five porn pages.

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