Politically Incorrect Humor

A Wall Street banker, corporate CEO, tea partier, and Wisconsin public school teacher are sitting at a table in a restaurant. A waiter brings a plate with a dozen cookies and sets it in the center of the table. The Wall Street banker grabs 6 cookies. The corporate CEO grabs the other 6 cookies. Then they turn to the tea partier and say, “Are you going to let that greedy teacher take your crumbs?”

Popularity: 3% [?]

Tags: banker, CEO, cookies, par, restaurant, school, tea, tea party, teacher, tree, waiter, Wall Street

3 wishes for an illegal alien

Ethnic, Politics, Quickie No Responses »

Feb 262011

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "I’ve been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don’t have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

Popularity: 5% [?]

Tags: America, American, Arizona, Barack Obama, bed, bra, can, cap, car, child, children, drive, ear, Family, house, ice, immigration, jeans, man, Mexican, mouth, President, tea, teeth, tooth, United States, wife, wishes

Political math

Politics, Video No Responses »

Feb 162011

I realize that this is more scary or frustrating than it is funny but it seems to fit a politically incorrect site.

Popularity: 2% [?]

Tags: budget, car, deficit, math, pennies, penny

Obama’s new appointment

Politics, Sports No Responses »

Feb 092011

Obama has now appointed a Golf Czar. Announcements were just made of major rule changes in the game of golf which will become effective March 2011. This is only a preview as the complete rule book is being rewritten as we speak. Here are a few basic changes:

Golfers with handicaps:

Popularity: 3% [?]

Tags: Barack Obama, bets, birdie, cap, dollar, golf, Green, handicap, par, putter, time, win

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi

Politics, Quickie, Religion No Responses »

Feb 082011

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

Popularity: 2% [?]

Tags: ear, ice, Nancy Pelosi, Pelosi, pop, Pope, stage, Yankee Stadium