Your car is Japanese.
Your Vodka is Russian.
Your pizza is Italian.
Your kebab is Turkish.
Your democracy is Greek.
Your coffee is Brazilian.
Your movies are American.
Your Beers are German.
Your shirt is Indian.
Your oil is Saudi Arabian.
Your electronics are Chinese.
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Tags: America, American, Arab, beer, bra, car, Chinese, German, Indian, Italian, Japanese, man, movies, oil, Russia, TurkishOne rainy spring night in Belfast, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammered.
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Tags: drive, ear, hell, ice, Irish, man, Night, nude, taxit’was the night before kwansa and all through the crib,
Not a white man was lurking, all present were splib.
With mom out there hooking and dad in the slam,
I just settled down with some collards and ham.
The house was just freezin and covered with snow,
as my brother pulled up in a care he dun stole.
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Tags: bear, bed, beer, brother, car, cash, Christmas, collar, Dad, dick, ear, fire, hell, house, Kwansa, Night, preacherMurphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, “Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?”
Murphy said, “I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass & figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn’s hat.”
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Tags: adultery, Catholic, church, commandments, fat, father, hell, ice, Irish, love, priest, steal, sun, tea, unionMorty visits the veterinarian in Boca Raton and says, “My dog has a problem.”
The doctor replies, “So tell me about the dog’s problem.”
“First you should know, he’s a Jewish dog. His name is Irving and he can talk,” says Morty.
“He can talk?”, the doubtful doctor asks.
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Tags: dog, veternarianI’d just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said, ‘I’ve not eaten for two days’. I told him, ‘I wish I had your will power’
I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today.. Apparently the instruction “finish off on her face” didn’t mean what I thought it did.
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Tags: Apple, bed, camping, court, Doctor, doctors, fail, fat, fire, food, girl, home, love, male, McDonalds, meat, Mexican, Mexicans, Muslim, Night, Parent, sex, time, today, USA, win, workA teacher at a Birmingham, AL, high school asks a girl to use “handsome” in a sentence.
The girl named Lateshia says “Sometimes when I be suckin’ Jamal’s black cock, my jaw gets sore and I hafta use my handsome.”
The quality of our educational system sometimes brings a tear to your eye!!!
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Tags: school, student, teacherIn South Los Angeles , a 4-plex was destroyed by a fire.
A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya , lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. 6 LA, Hispanic, Gang Banger, ex-cons, lived on the 3rd floor and they, too, died. A lone, white couple lived on the top floor… The couple survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew into LA and met with the fire chief, on camera.
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Tags: Al Sharpton, Blacks, camera, Family, fire, Hispanic, Jesse Jackson, John Burris, Los Angeles, Muslim, Nigeria, Nigerian, plan, work
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