Feb 152011
 

Daughter : ” Hey Mom. Me and my boyfriend are just going to my room. ”
Mom : ” OK. Don’t do anything stupid ”
Mom hears her daughter screaming ”BAABBY BAABBY BAABBYY OOHHHH” !!
Mom rushes up stairs
Mom : ”What are you doing !!?!??!!”
Daughter : ”Get out mom, we are having sex!!.”
Mom : ”OHH!! Thank God! I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber.”

Oct 122010
 

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. — Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. — Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. — Conan O’Brien

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Jun 102010
 

Gary Coleman, former child star, has died at the age of 42. Doctors blame his death on complications from different strokes


Gary Coleman wastes no time getting up there to the Pearly Gates to meet St. Peter.
When he arrives St. Peter frowns and says, “well Gary there may be a few things here that we gotta have a little talk about first!”

Gary Coleman frowns and says, “What choo talkin’ bout Peter!”

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