A married couple had been out Christmas shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had “disappeared.”

The somewhat irate spouse called her husband on his cell phone, and demanded: “Where the hell are you?”

Husband: “Darling, do you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace, and totally fell in love with it? I didn’t have money that time, and said…Baby, it will be yours one day.”

Wife–with a smile…and blushing: “Yes, I remember that, my Love.”

Husband: “Well, I’m in the bar next to that shop.”