Nov 012013
 

Two rednecks walk into a restaurant. While having a bite they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly a women at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in distress.

One of the rednecks looks at her and says, “Kin ya swaller?” The women shakes her head no.

Then he asks “kin ya breathe?” The women begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The walks over to the women, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.

The redneck walks slowly back to his table. His partner says “‘ya know, I’d heerd about that there hind lick maneuver… but I ain’t never seen nobody DO it!”

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