The other day, a gentleman went to the dentist’s office to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. “No way! No needles! I hate needles”, the man said.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected. “I can’t do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!”
The dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill.
“No objection”, the man said. “I’m fine with pills”.
The dentist then returns and says, “Here’s a Viagra tablet”.
The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, “WOW”! “I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer”!
“It doesn’t”, said the dentist, “but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth. “