A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs … enough times ‘til her husband says… "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God……I thought you were sitting on the cat.
He never heard the gunshot.