Found this on a bulletin board. Just so you don’t need to open the image, I am retyping them for your enjoyment.
- Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
- Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
- Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
- Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.
Here is the image from the bulletin board: