Apr 122011
 

The most famous drink named after a professional is the “”. It is half unsweetened iced tea, half lemonade. It is named for the golfer whose love of the concoction made it popular.

But are any other drinks named for athletes? Yes. Many, in fact. And unlike an Arnold Palmer, they’re all alcoholic drinks.

Consider trying all 14 for your next party!

Directions: Pour 14 cans of Busch Light into a bucket. Garnish with chicken wings.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Directions: Make a Sex On The Beach. Chase with a vigorous legal defense.

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN

Directions:Add one completely unnecessary shot of vodka to any drink.

Directions: Fill a pint glass with vodka. Set aside for sterilization of circumcisions. Now pour glass of ice water and serve.

JOHN CALIPARI

Directions: Fill a champagne flute with champagne. Now vacate the champagne and sell the flute to the highest bidder.

LANE KIFFIN

Directions: Start making a martini. But quickly throw that out and make a margarita instead.

REX RYAN

Directions: Deep-fry a can of Bud.

PEYTON MANNING

Directions:Attentively take customer’s drink order. Then serve him something different of your choosing based on what you can read on his face and the formation of other drinks on the bar.

Directions:Combine 2 shots Crown Royal, 1 shot Gran Patron Platinum, 1 shot Diva Vodka and 1 gallon of bitters. Serve with Cuban cigar.

GREG ODEN

Directions:In a 28 oz. highball glass, mix all the finest top-shelf liquors, then smash the glass right before the customer ever has a chance to taste it. Optional: stir the drink with your penis.

ALLEN IVERSON

Directions: [Unavailable. Recipe known only to Stephen A. Smith.]

Directions: Make a Manhattan. Let it sit for a few months, then serve.

AL DAVIS

Directions: Add a splash of triple sec to an intravenous bag of embalming fluid.

Directions:Mix Grey Goose, Spanish fly, red-headed slut, Bufo toad skin, horny goat weed, absinthe and two crushed Cialis in a toilet. Serve in a extremely polished, painstakingly-crafted golden chalice

 Leave a Reply

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>

(required)

(required)