Golf compared to cheating on your wife

Tempted to embark on yet another extra marital affair, Bill was absent-mindedly reviewing the situation to himself in the bar.

“Not worth it,” he muttered. “Never as good as you hoped.  Expensive. Drives the wife berserk.”

His friend, who happened to overhear his soliloquy leaned across. “Come now, old son. You know what to expect when you took up golf.”