The brave man at Tienanmen Square has nothing on this toddler!
He shouldn’t have eaten the beans at lunch.
Two more inches lower and this would be an eternal nap.
Cats can be stupid.
Never let a chemical attack ruin a good poker game.
No comment, this is just gross.
I can think of all kinds of things to say but instead I will just say, “Nice ties”
Don’t ask don’t tell at work.
Did the deer drive?