Sep 292010

1) Did you fart? …cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? …..cuz ya’ll sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? …cuz I’d like to check you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? …cuz I can see myself in ’em.

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