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TheJoker pointed this out to me and he appeared to find it at LMAO At Life.
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Tags: bathroom, camera phone, oil, toiletMy neighbors, the two cute, young, lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex! It was very nice of them, but I’m pretty sure that they misunderstood me, when I said, “I wanna watch!”
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Tags: ice, lesbians, sun, time, watchWe haven’t had a truthful car commercial like this for several decades.
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Tags: car, commercialHere is a little test that will help you decide.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you…
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
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