You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when….

1. You only know three spices – salt, pepper and ketchup.

2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

3. The have landing lights.

4. You have more miles on your than your .

5. You have 10 favourite recipes for meat.

6. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.

7. You live in a that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.

8. You’ve taken your trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

9. Driving is better in the because the potholes are filled in with snow.

10. You owe more on your snowmobile than your car.

11. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports.

12. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.

13. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

14. Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.

15. You think the start of moose season is a national holiday.

16. You head south to go to your cottage.

17. You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won’t prowl on your deck.

18. You know which leaves make good paper.

19. The major parish fund-raiser isn’t – it’s sausage making.

20. You find -40C a little chilly.

21. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.

22. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels.

23. You can play road hockey on skates.

24. You know 4 seasons – Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.

25. The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

(This was originally found on Aha! Jokes)

One thought on “You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when….”

  1. You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when….

    You’re an American foreign policy expert because you can see Sarah Palin’s house!

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