Mar 042010
 

An attractive blonde from Cork, arrived at the .
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros
on a single roll of the dice.

She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind,
but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’.
With that, she stripped from the neck down,
rolled the dice and with an brogue yelled,
‘Come on, baby, needs new clothes!’

As the dice came to a stop,
she jumped up and down and squealed…
‘YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’

She hugged each of the dealers
and then picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, ‘What did she roll?’
The other answered, ‘I don’t know – I thought you were watching.’

MORAL OF THE STORY –
Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
but all men…..are men.

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