Feb 262010
 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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Why can’t women put on with their closed?

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Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘ Wins Lottery’?

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Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

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Why is it that call what they do ‘practice’?

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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Why is the man who invests all your called a ?

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Why is the time of day with the slowest called ?

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Why isn’t there -flavored cat food?

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Why didn’t Noah swat those two ?

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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole out of that stuff?!

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Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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